Saturday, April 11, 2009

My laughs for the day (well, two of them anyway)...

If you have read my blogs in the past, you may know that I have admitted to reading Reader's Digest. This morning I read a couple things in April's Reader's Digest that made me laugh out loud, and thought you might enjoy them and be in need of a laugh yourself. 

They are not jokes for the young and innocent. So to balance out the adultness of these jokes, I thought I would throw in a few images of my daughter from the other day.

Enjoy...

--

A farmer pulls a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.

Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the brightly colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.

--

Nobody ever calls you up to tell you something good you did when you were drunk. Nobody's ever said, "Jim, you got ripped last night and painted the orphanage."

--




No comments: