If you have read my blogs in the past, you may know that I have admitted to reading Reader's Digest. This morning I read a couple things in April's Reader's Digest that made me laugh out loud, and thought you might enjoy them and be in need of a laugh yourself.
They are not jokes for the young and innocent. So to balance out the adultness of these jokes, I thought I would throw in a few images of my daughter from the other day.
Enjoy...
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A farmer pulls a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the brightly colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.
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Nobody ever calls you up to tell you something good you did when you were drunk. Nobody's ever said, "Jim, you got ripped last night and painted the orphanage."
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